I must brush up on me Spartan history.
Watching HBO while nursing a beer, I learned the following history lessons while watching 300:
* Spartans, as a rule, scream. It doesn't matter whether they are discussing strategy, giving orders, or making sure that the snoozing enemy won't wake up -- they have to bust their lungs to get their message across. The better to show 'em who's the Alpha Male, eh? Or is that just a case of hammy acting?
* Spartans have leather hides. They fight naked, with nothing but a cape to protect them from the elements and the enemy's thrusts. All the better to show them those abs, huh?
* Spartans invented the tag team -- thereby introducing the very first love teams.
* Spartan men cry.
* All films on Sparta suck.
'Nuff said.
Watching HBO while nursing a beer, I learned the following history lessons while watching 300:
* Spartans, as a rule, scream. It doesn't matter whether they are discussing strategy, giving orders, or making sure that the snoozing enemy won't wake up -- they have to bust their lungs to get their message across. The better to show 'em who's the Alpha Male, eh? Or is that just a case of hammy acting?
* Spartans have leather hides. They fight naked, with nothing but a cape to protect them from the elements and the enemy's thrusts. All the better to show them those abs, huh?
* Spartans invented the tag team -- thereby introducing the very first love teams.
* Spartan men cry.
* All films on Sparta suck.
'Nuff said.
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